10. Ash is not a good part of any home decor.
9. To celebrate moving out of your parents basement.
8. Free shipping.
7. No more blowing ash into your eye.
6. A clean pipe is more effective at getting you stoned.
5. It works well with nearly every smoking device out there.
4. Your mom wouldn't approve.
3. It's something you'll use several times a day like, hopefully, your toothbrush.
2. It's only 20 bucks, meanwhile you spent $200 on that bong of yours.
1. It's like a toilet for your bowl...You wouldn't shit on the floor would you?